yOU CAN PROBABLY DEDUCT FROM THE PICTURES THAT i WENT SNOWBOARDING! aND JUST SO YOU KNOW, BOYS AND GIRLS, YOU ARE READING THE BLOG OF A SERIOUS SNOWBOARDER, i WAS DOING MY THING MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS CARVING THE MOUNTAIN THREE WAYS TO TUESDAY AND THIS GUY COMES UP TO ME AND IS ALL "i LIKE YOUR STUFF, YOU ARE THE MASTER OF ALL THAT IS SNOWBOARDING, AND ALSO YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE AND DO NOT HAVE A NEANDERTHOL-LIKE BROW OR A LARGE NOSE." tHEN i WAS ALL", yES, i KNOW THIS." tHE STRANGE MAN THEN PROCEDED TO INVITE ME TO COMPETE AT THE OLYMPICS IN THE FREESTYLE SNOWBOARDING EVENT, BUT i FELT COMPELLED TO DECLINE HIS MOST GENEROUSE OFFER CAUSE i GOT COLLEGE AND ALL THAT COMMING UP. i LATER FOUND OUT THAT THIS STRANGE AND MYSTERIOUS MAN WAS THE ONE AND ONLY fRED wINTERS, A RECLUSIVE MOUNTAIN MAN WHO IS ALSO A COMPULSIVE LIAR AND IS IN NO WAY AT ALL AFFILIATED WITH THE INTERNATIONAL OLYMPIC COMITTEE. lETS JUST SAY i WAS PRETTY DISSAPOINTED FOR A WHILE, BUT i GOT OVER IT. iN ALL REALITY, i DID GET BETTER AT NOT FALLING AND STUFF, AND i CAN ALMOST LOOK LIKE i KNOW WHAT i'M DOING. i JUST HAVE TROUBLE WITH THE WHOLE GOING REAL FAST AND THEN CAREENING OUT OF CONTROL. oTHER THAN THE SNOWBOARDING THIS WEEKEND, NOT TOO MUCH HAPPENED. wELL, ME AND MICAH REGISTERED FOR CLASSES AND WE GOT WHAT WE WANTED SO WE ARE PUMPED ABOUT THAT. i GUESS i'M GONNA WRAP IT UP, CAUSE i GOT NOTHING ELSE TO SAY...

dONT YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN YOU HIT THE CAPS-LOCK KEY AND IT WAS LIKE ALREADY ON AND STUFF, BUT YOU DIDNT KNOW THAT, SO EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IS ALL OPPOSITE OF WHAT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AND STUFF. mAN, i HATE THAT!!!