Saturday, October 09, 2004
Word up my peeps! I just got sprouted from work meaning that I only worked five hours out of a twelve hour shift! Needless to say I am mucho happy about that. I guess I'll give everybody an update on what I've been up to other than seeing possible angels and even some possible angles too (ya know its just never good enough for some people). The begining of september we took a little trip to Charleston South Carolina. We went on military air, which really isnt a good thing. We went on a c-5 which for those of you who dont know, is a huge plane which also happens to be over thirty years old, and it smelled like something old and musty threw up in there. There were no wondows so it was like being in a room that shook for five hours. At least there was leg room and lots of it, and also a sweet sweet row all to my self. Charleston was sweet, I totally enjoyed working there. The management ran things good and all I did was drive the crazy truck things that I talked about two blogs ago. I really didnt get to do all that much other than work and chill at the hotel. Meaning that I did nothing but play xbox in my free time... it was a great month! And for anyone who cares, espn nfl 2k5 is just amazing, I'm feeling a little vaclempt just talking about it... ok, I'm over it, my eyes are still misty with happy tears, but I am less overwhelmed. Towards the end I got with two of my friends that I went to tech school with who got stationed at charleston and they took me downtown and showed me the town and all that good stuff, and the day after that one of them took me to the beach and that was totally super swell! The only beach I have ever really seen is galveston, and now I really know how much galveston wamps, cause this was good stuff. Clean water and lots of big waves, and an alarmingly pasty-white dude frolicing in it... it was a sight for the ages. Its probably a good thing that the beach wasnt too crowded that day. Once our month was up we headed back to good ole cali. The first flight we went on wasnt too bad, just way cramped. Once we got to chicago I saw that our next plane would be much bigger so I was very releaved. That feeling didnt last long though. I got a window seat which was nice, but it just happened to be inside of two older italian women... who didnt speak a lick of english. The inflight movie was Day After Tomorow, which was cool, what wasnt cool was that for lunch I got a massive coke and took it on the plane with me and drank it during the movie. And as fate would have it as soon as the movie was over the italian ladies were out cold and my bladder was filling up. Fast. So, sitting there with bladder full and legs doing the pee pee dance, I squirm in my seat for what seemed like eternity. Then finally the woman on the end wakes up and stretches her legs... this is my time to strike. I motion that I plan to step over the woman in the middle and go get that sweet sweet relief that only a urinal can provide. I position myself and get the courage to do it. And as fate would have it once again, as soon as I got one leg over the woman in the middle she just happened to wake up and find my crotch hovering precariously near her face. Needless to say she was quite startled so I quickly took another step to get over her so I could escape to the promised land. Free at last free at last! Other than that it was kind of a boring flight, but we got back to cali and I have been working in passenger service ever since. I think I'm gonna eat, so peace out, word to all of your mothers, and to all a good night!
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