Just when you think things are looking up for you, micah decides that he needs to shave and he happens to be out of razors. It was a cool wet night, last night to be exact, and my tummy was full from the yummy Italian food that I had eaten. I lay there in my bed praying that my distended stomach would not explode, when micah slyly walks in. He ever-so nonchalantly asks to borrow a razor becasue he was out. Being the swell fellow that I am (and that does not mean that I am fat!), I oblige his selfish request with pleasure, only wanting him to have the most pleasent shaving expierience. He goes to shave with the razor, and I head to the shower to cap off a superb night of cullinary awesomeness. To the shower I go, bearing my soap, shampoo, shaving cream and a razor. But it just isnt any razor that I bear, it is a single bladed razor, which is lacking a moisture strip. Thats right my friends, lacking a moisture strip (Oh, how it pains me to sy it twice! Forlorn am I!). I had given Micah the last good razor that I had, how selfless of me, yes, I know. I procede to take a shower and then to shave. Micah had been given an remarkably great shaving expierience, hogging all the shaving goodness for himself. I began to shave with my single bladed not moisture stripped razor the best that I could. Oh how I tried to do my best with the lot I was given. In the end, all I was left with was a skin filled razor and a bloddy towel on my face. I have never shed som much blood from shaving. I could have been an outtake in silence of the lambs or something! It was horrible. I sheepishly journey back to the room, to find micah, clean shaven, and still in possetion of my good razor. He had used it and kept it, not even giving thought to what I would use to de-hair my face with! Vanity vanity all is vanity!!! I proceded to take his precious razor and shave off corners of furniture defiguring the blades well beyond thier usefull parameters. And then, to add insult to gruesome injury, micah tries to touch, my razor burned, bleading face. I would like to ask all of you to pray for micah. The spiritual battle must be raging inside of him, because only the devil could inspire so much selfishness and razor bogarting!! Ooohhhhh, forgive micah, for he knows what he doesn and what he does makes my face look like it went through a cheese grater...... forlorn am I!