The Air Force is my shepherd.
I shall always want a little more.
He makes me lie down in the contingency dorms.
He leads me beside the faucet of unchlorinated water.
He restoreth my faith in the government (LOL).
He leads me in the path of the apathetic enlisted corps.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the latrine service truck,
I will fear no dysentary, for I have latex gloves and safety goggles.
The underpaid and overworked security police comfort me.
They preparest a table of overpriced food before me in the presence of our former enemies (the germans).
They anoint my tongue with no free refils, though my schnitzel runneth over.
Surely government waste and fiscal irresponsibility shal benifit me for the rest of the year,
And may I not dwell in the contingency dorms forever!


I apologise if that was a little sacreligious, but that was fun, lol. Today is going pretty good so far. Things are a little busyer than the last few days. I am currently being tortured with a wwf royal rumble marathon, on would think that being from texas, I would have enough redneck in me to be able to stomach it. I'm afraid to say it but I dont! This is some of the dumbest stuff that I have ever seen on film! The fights are obviousely fake and the dialoge is strikingly similar to that of the elementary school playground (I havent heard a threat of "my dad can beat up you dad, " but I'm sure it will come up soon). I hope everyone had a nice and restful easter, mine was pretty good!